I don't have one or two things that piss me off to no end. I have a laundry list of complaints, and one day I will write a damn book about everything/one I hate. Starting off now...
- I can no longer stomach (no pun intended) those jerk offs that keep telling me I need to go on atkins Alright, first of all. Yes I am fat, but since when in the hell does my body concern you? I do not wear skimpy clothing, i am not one of these trailer trash ho's that think all men/women will love a bbw. NO, I am just a normal person with issues who happens to be fat.
My issue with atkins is I can NOT eat all the friggin meat or greesey food (meat) without retching my entire insides out, frankly when a diet tells you, that you can eat meat like mad. But you are to avoid apples or other sensible carbs. Something is seriouslly messed up with that equasion, not to mention these atkins junkies, are taking there notes from a dead fat guy. "shakes head" Thanks, but leave me out of it, I like pasta, bread, and apples. I do not need your rederick shoved in my face, while I appreciate the concern, I do NOT NEED IT...
- These idiots that think because I'm 21, I need to spawn childern and "submit" to a husband. "dies laughing" I think not, I have many oh so many reasons for not wanting to spawn, but my main reason is. I loathe childern now don't get me wrong, I can deal with said beasts in a small dose, but 24/7/365/18 no way. I think not, I am also gay. So this husband thing doesn't work unless I marry a tranny. But even then I am not one for marriage anyway, gay or straight.
I do not need a peice of paper telling me I am legally bound and obligated to love a person. People change, love changes. I can't garentee 10 minutes after the weding I'm not going to want to push them down a flight of stairs, although highly unlikly it's still probable because I AM EVER CHANGING. So stop with the marriage/childern shit. It's not for me....
Those are my most two common ones as of late along with
- If you have short hair, you're automaticaly a dyke. Uhh no
- If you can't spell or use correct grammar you are an idiot. Again, highly likly, but again you assume that english teachers and writers can spell perfectly. This is what we have spell checker/editors for. IF you don't like my style of writing my love for commas or my lack of correct grammar then kindly stop reading what I write.